A husband: Koreans don’t understand Chinese culture too much. Me: What do you mean? Husband: Is the sun and the heirs not the opposite? Why do you want to call the back of the sun?
The chairman of the company is in a meeting, and the secretary is making a transcript. The secretary suddenly saw that the zipper of the chairman’s trousers was not pulled. There were too many people to say it. He had to say to the chairman: “The chairman, your garage door is not closed, the license plate can be seen, it is 010!” /p>
When you look at the reunion 2 with your wife, at the end. The daughter-in-law said: It is arrogant to have super power, but your husband is also a superhero in my heart. I said: Which super hero is it? She said: Flash! ! ! I:…… qnmlgb
Going to a buddy’s house at night and his sister three are bored in the landlord, and lose a set of ten push-ups. If you can’t afford it, just a dollar. It was my turn to be the landlord, I lost 3 bombs, and the push-ups were just half done. My wife called: “Where are you, are you still coming back?” I: “Play cards in XX, I will go back later.” At this time, the buddy sister When I rushed, I said, “You can’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, give money!” “”, my wife hangs up the phone, and then goes back to the past: “Sorry, the call you made has been turned off.
Rotten radish, fangs, pregnant women, what do the three things have in common? The answer is: all the bugs! The perfect answer is only four words..
Holding her girlfriend to sleep, touched her chest, she suddenly said: I will be bigger. I said: Nothing, this is very good. The girlfriend said: You guys are not Happy? I said: I like the feeling of childhood…
Schoolmaster asked the senior: “Going to the beach with a girlfriend on weekends, staying outside for one night, Do I want to be a girlfriend? The senior student looked at the schoolchildren meaningfully and patted him on the shoulder and said, “I will teach you a word and follow the “good morning” “good morning” “good morning”
See a sister’s signature: Smile, smile, good years. Brother will smile…
Men said: I think you look like a white rabbit. The woman said: Why? Do you think I am cute? The man said: Certainly not, it is because the little white rabbit’s grandmother was eaten by the wolf…
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